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My New Favorite Joke

Timothy Neill @Chris Braak

Q: If a fly has purple toe-nails, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a Doghouse?

A: Yellow. Because snakes don't have armpits.

My brother-in-law told me a long involved joke about two elephants in the hot African jungle, which is my favorite, favorite joke.