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From AfterElton

Dear Gayoracle™: The Rat Bastard! - Angelo Whatsisface, Old-Timey New York

The Gayoracle™ responds:

Um, I assume you're asking about Captain Jack? This year will see Jack emerge from his morning shower to see a paler-than-usual Ianto staring at him in disbelief while sputtering, "Jack, I just had the strangest dream. I dreamed I was dead, and a lot of people were really, really, really pissed off. And then I dreamed that you went to America, and well, that's where the dream gets really confusing and three episodes too long." Jack will smile and say, "Darling, that wasn't a dream... it was a nightmare."

I love it!